Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dear Mr. Monopoly Man

I'd like to first and formost adress the fact that I am a big fan. I love your game and I always win. If only this was the case in everyday life...

I have been watching you Mr. Money Bags for some time now, and I have come to the conclusion that you have a lot of money. You're a little on the short side but with that much money you might be able to get leg extensions.... anyway, my point is I am in a bind and would lik your services. Please leave $700 under my pillow.

PS
If I roll doubles can you give me twice as much money?

Love,
Ivan

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